Um. Hello. No. Good afternoon. No wait – I don’t know what time of day it is when you will be reading this. Hey hey! Now I sound like Krusty. Stupid. Sup. No that’s too colloquial. It’s too casual for the programme, isn’t it? Who I am asking? Wassssap. That’s a stupid thing to say. Outdated. Sorry. Um… Can I just…start again?

Welcome.

Please come to my show. You might not know this about me but I suffer from a pretty bad anxiety disorder. And a bit of OCD. And a few other acronyms. As a result, I have some ridiculous stories to tell so we can all feel more comfortable having a good ol’ chat about these kinds of things in the future. I promise it won’t be scary. Not for you. I’m terrified however.

This show isn’t going to be awkward – I’m high energy as hell (my ADHD makes sure of that.) This show is going to be high energy sprinkled with madness and smothered in honesty.

It’s an hour of therapy, high energy therapy filled with characters, sketches, stand up – hell probably even some dancing. Join me on this journey inside the brain of a slightly crazy, insecure, creative.

I’m anxious to meet you. But I’d still really like to.

Book through: http://www.qtheatre.co.nz/ashton-brown-anxious-meet-you